What Are Say Jokes?
Say Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of say jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says...
"What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
#2
on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other
firemen wait and says: "Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."
#3
What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?
Llamaste.
#4
I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, "Happy Whatever Holiday
You're Weirdly Touchy About," because THAT is the spirit of Whatever.
#5
"They say penguins can't fly.
Can't? Or never got the chance?" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft.
#6
A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street...
when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, "Lets's fuck him!" The rabbi asks, "Out of what?"
#7
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
#8
a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "why the long face"? The horse says, "I have cancer".
#9
If you walk up to me with a plate of food and
say "Matt?" My name will always be Matt.
#10
Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?" Little
girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."
#11
Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to
make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?
#12
What did the elephant say to the man?
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
#13
Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should
probably write down everything they say.
#14
Why does santa say ho ho ho?
Because three hos are better than one!
#15
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
#16
Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months.
Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, "Are you ok?" And the other replies, "Olive!"
#17
What did the Redditor say at his wedding?
TIL death do us part.
#18
So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)...
and I say to the urologist surgeon, "I guess the ball's in your court now"
#19
When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about
me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
#20
Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?!
Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!
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