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Scar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
All my scars & bruises tell a story.
The story of a guy who falls down A LOT when he's drunk.
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#2
We're all born with scars.
from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons.
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#3
What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?
Beep repaired...
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#4
People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts
as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?
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#5
What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?
Beep Repaired I'll show myself out.
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#6
VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him?
VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things
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#7
In Harry Potter, a scar on your forehead means you're a hero.
In real life, a scar on your forehead means you got drunk & lack coordination.
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#8
Hey, courtroom artists.
If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography.
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#9
If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing.
He'd back down.
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#10
what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker?
Scar Stories.
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#11
If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs
would go out of business very quickly.
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#12
Which gun does Superman use?
SCAR-L
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#13
When Granpa revealed an exit wound scar from WWII it gave me strength to
show him the owie owie bruise I suffered closing a faulty pizza box
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#14
What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?
Her scar pupil.
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#15
Scars make a man handsome?
Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
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#16
I get asked why I have a scar on my ass.
The coat hangar missed.
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#17
"How did you get those scars?" [Flashback to me running
into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting.
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#18
[girl points at my scar] What happened?
Oh that? Old sports injury. [flashback to me sprinting after an ice cream truck]
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#19
"Name him Mufasa, it means "king" in Manazoto.
And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face." Simba's grandparents were the real villains.
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#20
(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?
A borkmark.
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