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What Are Schedule Jokes?

Schedule Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of schedule jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The whole "limiting myself to one glass of wine a day" thing is going really great.
I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule.
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#2
The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up.
Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science.
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#3
What's the difference between rearranging your schedule and getting to second base with an ex-girlfriend?
One is playing with your priorities, the other is playing with prior titties!
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#4
[interview for doctor's office receptionist] "Can you schedule appointments and be friendly" Yes.
"Sorry we're looking for the opposite"
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#5
Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday.
If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?
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#6
I schedule my appointments for
9:11 so I never forget.
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#7
When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?
2:30 (Tooth Hurty)
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#8
my sleep schedule says "party girl" but
my lifestyle says "reclusive lunatic"
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#9
Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe
I just like your schedule
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#10
The kids left w/my parents for a week.
I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
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#11
I call realtors advertising on bus stop
benches and ask them the bus schedule.
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#12
What do we want?
FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]
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#13
[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony?
The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule
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#14
Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?
A: Because their schedules are so flexible.
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#15
Parent Tip: don't tell your child "I'm waiting, I can wait all day if
I have to" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day.
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#16
The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA.
No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html
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#17
Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the
hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change.
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#18
Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said
he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day.
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#19
I promised my trainer that I'd set a gym schedule I would commit to regularly.
So, now every time there's a lunar eclipse I work out.
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#20
Why was the bullet train behind schedule?
Because it had a bad conductor.
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Schedule Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and schedule jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most schedule jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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schedule jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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