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#1
Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing
They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep.
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#2
Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?
They always worry about the worst case!
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#3
5 out of 6 scientists feel
Russian Roulette is safe
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#4
Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the
scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it.
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#5
Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history.
They obviously haven't met my kids.
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#6
What do scientists solve?
Che-mysteries!
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#7
Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says
"I'll have an H2O" The second one orders a beer.
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#8
I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things.
Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?
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#9
Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist
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#10
BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII.
"Hitler's haircut is literally the worst," she writes. "Also he's mean."
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#11
Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
it's called 'wedding cake'
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#12
Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in
a petri dish The results speak for themselves.
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#13
"Scientists discover female insect that has a penis".
Bet it originates from Thailand.
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#14
Scientists announce porpoises are second to man in intelligence levels.
So that pushes women down to third place. Sorry
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#15
Scientists have discovered...
That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands.
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#16
How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware problem
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#17
Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive
more than 60mph The results were catastrophic
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#18
What do you call two gay scientists breaking up?
A homolytic fission.
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#19
Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from
toilets You sit down before the other man is done.
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#20
Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming!
I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet
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