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Scissors Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scissors jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies?
Because scissors beats Panama papers .
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#22
I took a girl back to my flat.
"You haven't removed many bras have you?" she sighed. "What gave it away?" "The scissors, mainly."
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#23
Rock, paper, scissors?
-The proctologist removing items from me
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#24
When a package says "Easy Open" I end up using
scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
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#25
A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and
asks "Papers?" The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away
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#26
"Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?" -my 7-year-old son, while discreetly
holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other
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#27
[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to
0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!
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#28
[waiting with friend for his test results] "I'm nervous" I'm sure you're
fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*
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#29
Why do lesbians always win against journalists?
Scissors beats paper.
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#30
So my grandmother came up to me and asked me to cut a piece of fabric into strips for her.
I asked her "What width?" She replied: "with scissors of course."
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#31
Politics is like a game of rock-paper-scissors.
Gun beats everything.
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#32
Superman: Only one cookie left.
Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*
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#33
"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick
and a bottle opener to a knife fight." -- The Swiss Army
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#34
The real danger of running with scissors
is that a rock might fall on you.
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#35
Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries
occur because of insufficient stretching before the match.
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#36
Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under
the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
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#37
What do you call a repeat line cutter?
A pair of scissors.
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#38
Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.
They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock.
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#39
Two things you should never do: 1.
Run with scissors 2. Scissor with the runs
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#40
I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in
my house woke up with a new haircut this morning.
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