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#1
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a scorpion
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#2
Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions.
One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
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#3
"If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump." "Also, if McDonald's
is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
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#4
Yo mommas so ugly..
Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE"
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#5
You're so ugly, Scorpion be
like, "Stay over there!"
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#6
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion..
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#7
So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt
We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion
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#8
Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion
says "Get away from me"
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#9
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion.
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#10
Yo mommas so ugly...
Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE"
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#11
If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, I'm voting Trump...
Also, if McDonalds is out of Chicken Nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions.
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#12
Yo mama's so ugly...
Scorpion yelled "STAY OVER THERE!"
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#13
What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
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#14
"I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the
crap out of everyone." God, when He made scorpions
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#15
Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs?
Me: You mean like the band?
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#16
Your mother is so ugly.....
That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, "Get over there!"
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#17
Can't believe Sting isn't the
lead singer of the Scorpions
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#18
Gonna get a tattoo of two big trucks crashing into each other and then
maybe there's like a scorpion on the side of the road doing push-ups.
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#19
3 things in this world scare me: 1.
scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night.
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#20
Me: I'm a scorpion.
Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.
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