What Are Screwdriver Jokes?
Screwdriver Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of screwdriver jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver?
Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana
#2
My 5 year old still has so much to learn.
I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
#3
Pal - "Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?" Me - "I'll need a
screwdriver." Pal - "Sure what type?" Me - "Greygoose or Kettle One."
#4
Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.
Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears.
#5
Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you?
The screwdriver asks "you have a drink named Steve?"
#6
What driver doesn't have a license?
A screwdriver
#7
A screwdriver walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
#8
dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you?
me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?
#9
A screwdriver walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
#10
Asked my dad to pass me a screwdriver.
So he gave me a double vodka and orange juice.
#11
TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver?
One turns in screws, one screws interns.
#12
Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver...
the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it.
#13
What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?
A screwdriver
#14
A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: "Has anyone seen my screwdriver?
I really need my screwdriver!" I wrote back: "Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."
#15
A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up.
So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.
#16
A screwdriver walks into a bar...
The Bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The Screwdriver says, "You have a drink named Murray?"
#17
[First Date] "Okay don't let her know you're a tool shed" Waiter: Anything to drink?
Date: a screwdriver please *My head slowly opens*
#18
While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver...
She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.
#19
[working in garage] "Hand me a screwdriver, son" A flat one?
"No" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go
#20
[Installing ceiling fan] Me: drill...screwdriver...
tape...there finished! Wife on the phone: Is this Bob's fix-it shop? Yeah, he just got done.
Why People Enjoy Screwdriver Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and screwdriver jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love screwdriver jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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