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Scum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared,
because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?
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#2
What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a catfish?
One's a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other's a catfish.
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#3
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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#4
A lawyer and a catfish What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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#5
to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP.
my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy
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#6
Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics?
[Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)
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#7
[Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum.
They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on.
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#8
Twat did you say?
I cunt hear you - scum again.
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#9
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish.
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#10
Why do men float?
'Cause they're all scum.
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#11
congrats to those who made it onto my "Not A Lizard" spreadsheet in 2015.
to the rest of u, better luck next year and/or die reptilian scum.
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#12
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish.
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#13
"There's no defense for child pornographers.
They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."
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#14
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
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#15
What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy?
Teddybear junction.
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#16
Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
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#17
I just raped my hi hat
White tssst scum
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#18
Why are X-wings so grubby?
Rebel scum.
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#19
Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
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#20
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
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