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#1
How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy.
He eats a lot of "fruits".
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#2
Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth,
they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea
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#3
I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't
the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy.
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#4
Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night
Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough
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#5
If I contract a disease any time soon I want it to be
scurvy or the plague because I'm a history buff.
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#6
What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?
rated movies.
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#7
When life gives you lemons...
...you won't get scurvy.
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#8
Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?
'Scurvy
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#9
Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
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#10
Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?
He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.
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#11
Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?
His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.
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#12
what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy.
it not argon k?
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#13
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach
a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy.
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#14
ME: Eat your lemon PIRATE: No ME: It stops scurvy PIRATE: [folds arms,
shuts eye] ME: [carves tiny skull on lemon] PIRATE: [opens eye a bit]
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