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#1
"Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?" " yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals.
Anything else?" ___ "No dad thanks"___ "No problem son"
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#2
As a Canadian I like to go clubbing;
but if theres no seals around...
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#3
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
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#4
Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The
baby seals put up less of a fight though...
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#5
What's a baby seals' least favourite drink?
Canadian Club on the Rocks
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#6
So two baby seals
walk into a club
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#7
So I went clubbing last night...
Those seals didn't stand a chance.
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#8
Three seals walk into a club...
Martyrdom
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#9
The wife & I fought last night.
Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
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#10
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
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#11
Why are seals such homebodies?
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
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#12
Two baby seals walk
into a club...
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#13
Two baby seals walk
into a club
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#14
Why is the north pole of a magnet red?
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
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#15
Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing
thing I've watched today over and over.
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#16
Club Sandwiches...
...Not Seals
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#17
Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters.
It's snow joke.
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#18
A baby seal walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What will you have?" The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
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#19
"there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty" *Navy Seals
bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*
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#20
What type of animals are put on envelopes?
Seals.
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