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#1
Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes?
Because he shits on it.
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#2
Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?
Because he's no good at shaving.
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#3
"It's a bird!" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean.
What are you an idiot
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#4
I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer
tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: "Tennish"
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#5
Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros.
any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.
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#6
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
About tennish
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#7
Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean.
You can't have it both ways.
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#8
What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?
tenish.
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#9
*camera pans to a pair of sneakers hanging over a power line* *Sean Connery takes a long drag of his cigarette* "It was a...
shoeishide"
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#10
What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Tennish
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#11
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Ten-ish.
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#12
How does Sean Connery shave?
Ctrl+Esh
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#13
What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?
About tennish.
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#14
2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes
to Sean Penn for the movie "El Chapo: La traicion"
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#15
Where does Sean Connery sit?
In the toilet.
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#16
Sean Connery has been scouring Israel for ancient musical instruments.
When asked about his progress, he replied, "I've only found one shofar."
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#17
What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish
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#18
How does Sean Connery shave?
CTRL + S
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#19
What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
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#20
"I like your pushy." Sean Connery
talking dirty to his woman
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