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Seas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of seas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?
A: Billy the Squid.
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#2
When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas.
But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.
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#3
[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho!
FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude
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#4
the year is 2048 twerking has become a sport the seas are
now made of starbucks ugg boots are required by law
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#5
What's a pirates favorite letter?
You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas.
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#6
What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?
High Seas Dead People
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#7
Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died
while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn
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#8
What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?
"Photos-in-the-seas!"
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#9
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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#10
What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain?
A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches.
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#11
Recently I sailed the 7 seas...
And let me tell you, this wasn't my worst report card (Seven seas, Seven C's)
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#12
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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#13
How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
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#14
People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate
dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas
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#15
I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas.
There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed.
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#16
[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr!
FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men "are" ready to attack
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#17
What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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#18
Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?
Because of all the seaweed!
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