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Seattle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of seattle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a prostitute drinking tea in Seattle?
Hooker Tea Washington.
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#2
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.
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#3
Why did the mathematician move to Seattle?
He liked LaGrange bands
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#4
I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives
had to order pizzas last night
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#5
What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice?
Someday you will bake like I bake.
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#6
Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals?
Because they want that **Super Bowl!**
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#7
Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and
knew they were going to throw the ball.
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#8
It's been legalized!
Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!
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#9
Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day.
How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.
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#10
Gandalf is the new coach
of the Seattle Seahawks.
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#11
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?
While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned.
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#12
Hey Seattle, wanna win the Superbowl?
"No thanks, we'll pass"
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#13
How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk?
A butler serves you.
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#14
I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today.
I know I shouldn't but ill pass.
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#15
Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team?
Because then the people would demand a professional football team
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#16
What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle?
Sheepless in Seattle
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#17
The Seattle Seahawks
play calling.
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#18
My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine.
So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days.
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#19
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August
through April and May through July.
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#20
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier it's going to rain.
If not it already is.
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