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Secretary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of secretary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
4 dead in office shooting Boss: "looks like they're
fired" Secretary: "No sir, they were fired at"
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#2
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today?
Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly.
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#3
I just gave my secretary a baby shower.
Well, a potential baby shower. If you know what I mean.
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#4
HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand?
Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting.
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#5
CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.
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#6
Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.
I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says "Remember, you have a wife."
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#7
I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome.
#DNC
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#8
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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#9
[Office] Secretary: Mr.
Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name.
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#10
Mr.
Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin
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#11
being a secretary
must really suck.
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#12
Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But
who will be Secretary of De Wall?
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#13
[oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk!
PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*
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#14
What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech?
Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
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#15
The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer...
I think the paper is jamming.
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#16
Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife.
I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, "Remember, you have a wife."
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#17
Me: Can my gift this year be a new secretary.
Boss: I cannot legally assign you anyone until your last secretary's case goes to trial...
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#18
My secretary came into my office today and asked if she could use
my dictaphone I said no, use your finger like everybody else.
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#19
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.
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#20
Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?
He ran out of patients.
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