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Select Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of select jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings.
toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio
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#2
Husband said, "If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always
say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY." So now I have a tombstone to select
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#3
You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, scroll down,
and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born.
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#4
ah excellent, an update to this software i use.
think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months
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#5
Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all?
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
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#6
Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2.
Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times
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#7
Before being born, I wish I would have been able
to select the difficulty level of my life.
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#8
When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly
gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb.
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#9
Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris
selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
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#10
TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master.
Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?
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#11
When someone tells me that they have no life I usually respond with this...
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
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#12
I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on
their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
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#13
I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads.
You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it "Pita this, pita that"
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#14
How do the Chinese select their baby names?
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
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#15
Ke$ha looks like a character I
would select in Mortal Kombat
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#16
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects
one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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#17
Twitter should allow you to select the font your tweets appear
in; thus giving me yet another thing to judge you by.
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#18
My fortune cookie message read : "You appeal to a small, select group of confused people" ....
Uh huh ....
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#19
Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart?
The short circuit
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#20
Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an
app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and select jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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