What Are Selection Jokes?
Selection Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of selection jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon.
Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2.
#2
Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go.
We will call it Natural Selection.
#3
Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist?
He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection.
#4
If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a
matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.
#5
What do you call a random selection of sailors?
A seamen sample
#6
There was a fire at the supermarket I work at today.
We now offer a large selection of smoked goods.
#7
Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete
thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?
#8
How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?
Natural selection.
#9
Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered
milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder...
#10
As a wizard I know a selection of offensive spells...
My favorite is 'Curse'.
#11
I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop
every 2 minutes to "rebuffer", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited.
#12
Why can vietnamese handle heat really well?
It is natural selection...
#13
What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection?
My dogma ate it.
#14
A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond.
What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**
#15
wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business
traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3
#16
The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage
selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.
#17
The wedding card selection at this store blows.
Lots of "Congrats" and "Best wishes" but no "I still question your sexuality" anywhere.
#18
Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an
athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win.
#19
I asked my Dad for help with course selection...
My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, "Which do you think I should take?" "Whichever you'll excel in, son."
#20
Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts.
I'm done, he's natural selections problem now.
Why People Enjoy Selection Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and selection jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love selection jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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