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Settle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of settle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
Let's settle this like men...
men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons
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#22
Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?
Because it lasts forever.
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#23
heres law school: "sustained" is basically "settle down beavis." "overruled"
also means "settle down beavis," but to the other guy instead
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#24
"To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"
- Buzz Lightyear settles down
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#25
Hey, Chefs, you're making food.
Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down.
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#26
Me, hold a grudge?
Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens.
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#27
Settle down, Levi's commercial.
You are talking about pants.
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#28
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land. Edit: well now I know what people mean by rip inbox. Edit2: wtf happened to my headline, why is it Donald trump?
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#29
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
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#30
An egg and a chicken just finished having sex...
The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says "well, I guess that settles that."
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#31
Maybe the Pope just wants to finally get married.
Or settle down with a couple of kids.
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#32
I would settle for life handing
me anything citrus right now.
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#33
Even the name "OK Cupid" sounds like you're
telling love to, like, settle down.
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#34
Sometimes "I'm single" means "I'm drama free", "less
stressed" and "I refuse to settle for less."
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#35
My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments;
heads she wins, tails I apologise.
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#36
So did you hear about the Angry composer?
Apparently, he had a few scores to settle.
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#37
You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor.
Settle down.
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#38
So a duck walks into a bar...
He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says "Hey there, what can I get for you?" And the duck says "I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."
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#39
Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?
Too many walkers.
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#40
Why do indegionous people dislike snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and settle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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