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Shaving Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shaving jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.????
Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)
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#2
Have you ever considered shaving that beard and gluing it to your bald spot?
... Oh! You meant a question about the job position!
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#3
My mating call in winter is
just me shaving my legs.
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#4
Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage.
I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore.
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#5
There's nothing like shaving off your beard to
remind everybody why your face needed a beard.
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#6
I've considered shaving off my beard
But it's starting to grow on me
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#7
I once got so drunk I put shaving cream on my face & used an electric shaver.
Then poured a glass of wine on my face b/c I had no aftershave
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#8
Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs.
If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla.
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#9
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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#10
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
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#11
For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them.
These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
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#12
I cut myself shaving today...
because who has time to do both?
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#13
Shaving your beard is a great way to remember
what you looked like when you were 5.
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#14
Who am I?
I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later.
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#15
The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to
see exactly what my penis looked like when I was first born.
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#16
Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money.
They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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#17
I was thinking of shaving my beard
But it really grew on me.
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#18
Shaving your head when you're going bald is
the ultimate "You can't fire me, I quit."
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#19
I cut myself while shaving...
Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton
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#20
Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first.
You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
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