What Are Sheen Jokes?
Sheen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sheen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why didn't the hipster have HIV?
He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool.
#2
How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?
Two and a half minutes.
#3
So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........
At least Charlie Sheen is positive.
#4
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm
at Mel Gibson drunk right now.
#5
How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
#6
Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet?
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
#7
Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ?
Enough to kill two and half a man.
#8
Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning...
...he was just being positive.
#9
As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse...
You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen.
#10
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen?
At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive.
#11
How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
#12
TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after
doing Two and a Half Men.
#13
Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said "I'm Winning"
...even now he's still remaining positive!
#14
Really funny joke What's Charlie Sheens middle name?
Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen
#15
Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television...
because it was easier than making phone calls?
#16
Charlie Sheen walks into a bar...
And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight.
#17
What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
#18
Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes
keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?
#19
What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him?
Emilio Incestevez
#20
Funny joke!
What is Charlie sheens middle name? Washingma CHARLIE WASHINGMA SHEEN
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