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Sherlock Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sherlock jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at
my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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#2
this toddler on the bus said "the wheels on the bus go round & round"
& this guy yelled back "no shit Sherlock" & I can't stop clapping?
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#3
What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?
An Investigator.
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#4
What do you call a constipated detective?
No shit sherlock.
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#5
What is Sherlock's favorite season?
Fall...
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#6
Holmes: "I say, old bean, is that mud on your
boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock"
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#7
Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons.
Watson asks, "Where did you get so many lemons?" Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
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#8
Watson was incredibly horny....
Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and "blows" his mind.
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#9
What do you call a black detective?
Sherlock Homie
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#10
Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning
'supplying nourishment'?" Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
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#11
The Detective Who was the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms
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#12
Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax?
Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.
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#13
Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing...
After he exits he tells Watson "I think I am constipated." Watson replies. "No shit Sherlock?
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#14
Holmes said to his brother, "Mycroft, all this heroin that Watson administers is
making me terribly constipated." And Mycroft responded, "No shit, Sherlock?"
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#15
Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
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#16
Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex.
He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson
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#17
I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the
shit out of elementary school.
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#18
What is Sherlock's porn star name?
Benedict Cuminhersnatch
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#19
What does Sherlock call his friends?
His Holmies
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#20
WATSON: do you even have a proper education?
SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson WATSON: but, like, beyond that SHERLOCK: nah
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