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Shirts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shirts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something
once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years.
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#2
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her
son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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#3
Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
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#4
I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just
him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts
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#5
All animals are wild animals if you give
them tequila and lift up their t-shirts.
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#6
I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when
shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side.
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#7
I was invited to a party...
The dress code said "black tie only". But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too
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#8
What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1.
Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.
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#9
My Wife wears some very revealing shirts.
Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it.
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#10
Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about
to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
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#11
"Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks." *hits tree with axe* " Take me for example.
I just hate trees."
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#12
Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?
A: Blee-otch.
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#13
How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
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#14
Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not
wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet.
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#15
Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl's girl immediately indicated
the extent of her interest: "My dad wears shirts like that"
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#16
"just do it" Nike is sponsoring a probation program.
They provide T-shirts with the slogan " just DON'T do it"
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#17
Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were
50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, "Please wear."
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#18
I like my women like I like
my shirts With a deep V
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#19
"They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies
they have seen and enjoyed" - me finishing my report on humans
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#20
I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle...
But I can't afford all the shirts.
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