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Shot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A man gets shot in the foot.
As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, "Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."
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#2
What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?
Shot in the head in Dallas.
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#3
Why is Diego's slogan "Go Diego Go" It was the last thing
his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol
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#4
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times?
Stop laughing and reload.
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#5
My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted
to marry me so I shot her in self defense.
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#6
The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure
of knowing you only have one shot to do the "I'm sick" voice.
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#7
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand
not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted.
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#8
Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: "Shot my dog 's'mornin'
Friend: "Were he mad?" Farmer: "Twernt too pleased."
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#9
My sense of humor is so dark...
... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police.
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#10
My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So
I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years
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#11
A man with a gun shot his
keyboard it typed POW
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#12
ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT TAYLOR SWIFT: Aw here are some band aids ME: THOSE DON'T
FIX BULLETHOLES TS: *picks up guitar* ...brb ME: I'M STILL DYING
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#13
anyone remember this funny one ??
''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD
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#14
Someone check the bulletin board...
I think it's been shot!
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#15
a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape.
"ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?" said the girl. "no, we cant" the guy replied. "why?" "it's Haram, Bae"
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#16
Happy Birthday Tupac!
He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face.
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#17
My grandfather got his tongue shot off
during WWII He never talked about it.
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#18
I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive
men and women out there also self-confessed "nerds?"
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#19
Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?
They always miss the shot
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#20
What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?
You have a shot with a pool table.
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