What Are Shrugs Jokes?
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#1
What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong?
*Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* "muffin'"
#2
How do you stretch your back?
"I don't know." **shrugs*
#3
Superman: Where's Batman?
Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!
#4
A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction.
-shrugs- It wasn't hard.
#5
Two canibals are having a meal .
. . One looks at the other and says, "Man I hate my mother-in-law!" The second one shrugs and replies, "Then try some of the potatoes."
#6
Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang".
Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
#7
A guy goes to a Halloween party with nothing but a condom on his nose...
Someone asks him "what have you come as." The guy shrugs his shoulders and says "fuck knows"
#8
Really not sure why people tell me to "be honest" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce.
*shrugs*
#9
What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?
Shrugs.
#10
I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up.
*shrugs
#11
"sir do u know why i pulled u over" *shrugs* "License- *hands cop box of
crayons* "sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*
#12
Me: Why do you love me?
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
#13
Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*
#14
I have performance
enhancing shrugs.
#15
Why do Jewish people have short necks...
(Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know.
#16
A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." ~~~ So he pays for his meal and asks for his change.
The vendor shrugs and retorts smugly, "Change comes from within."
#17
According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk.
*shrugs*
#18
[God creating me] And then we sprinkle in just a touch of anxiety [the
lid pops off and the whole jar spills in] [God shrugs] He'll be fine
#19
[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs]
ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*
#20
Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby?
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
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