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#1
Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition?
Too many people came.
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#2
Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help.
He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located.
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#3
Don't be scared of the government shutdown,
liquor stores are run by the states.
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#4
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles.
Was told to "please pull up to the window."
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#5
We're shutdown, but not 'stop collecting taxes' shutdown.
- the government
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#6
GOP threatens to shutdown government
unless Obama changes color of skin.
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#7
Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed.
Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
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#8
The US government
had a shutdown.
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#9
Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do.
Watches all 5 seasons of "The Wire". Totally gets the hype now.
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#10
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down.
Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator.
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#11
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon.
Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.
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#12
Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending
the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble.
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#13
A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London.
After the captain shutdown the engines you could still hear the whining.
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#14
Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open.
A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night.
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#15
I just heard because of the government shutdown government
archeologists are working with a skeleton crew.
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#16
Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways..
Because that's highway robbery
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#17
Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works.
Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
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