What Are Sidewalk Jokes?
Sidewalk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sidewalk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I plan on getting "sidewalk
nap" drunk tonight.
#2
Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks.
Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car.
#3
How would you describe your past work?
[Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management.
#4
Appreciation speech I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side.
My fingers, I can always count on them, and the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets I'm here all week.
#5
There are four guys walking down the sidewalk.
The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked.
#6
Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk
and you have no choice but to just become part of that family.
#7
A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level...
Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued.
#8
*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she
smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit
#9
*slowly pulls up in a car next to you when ur walking on the sidewalk*
"why did u favorite that instead of retweeting it?"
#10
Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk.
No cars were around, but still.
#11
Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in
a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk.
#12
Me: "If Americans say 'sidewalk', what do we
mean in England?" My six year old: "Crab!"
#13
Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer.
Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?
#14
Just got back from my wild New Years Eve outing and shoveled my parents sidewalks.
'Cause that's the way middle-aged white guys roll. Yo.
#15
A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose...
while she's on the ground crying, he says,"Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"
#16
accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone
else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again
#17
Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk?
Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here.
#18
My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA.
Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?
#19
I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk...
The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified.
#20
NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report.
GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John.
Why People Enjoy Sidewalk Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sidewalk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love sidewalk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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