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Silverware Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of silverware jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight K: Its chips & salsa M: Aaand?
*stabs chip w/ fork*
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#2
How do the Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
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#3
How do Chinese name their kids?
They throw silverware on the ground!
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#4
"Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything.
"Pfft losers"
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#5
Why can't silverware go on good road trips?
Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road.
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#6
Damn girl, are you misplaced silverware?
Because why aren't you in the kitchen?
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#7
How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware
in the sink and listen to the sound it makes
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#8
I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to
using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.
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#9
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
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#10
*accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min.
to eat my soup*
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#11
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
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#12
Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more
than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.
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#13
[first date] I'm really nervous about this.
It's been a long time since I've [holds fork up and squints] used silverware.
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#14
"Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to
see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.
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#15
Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every
piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer
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#16
Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses.
Nobody likes a hipstirrer.
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#17
"There are Nutella stains all over the silverware." It can't be me.
I lick them before I keep them inside.
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#18
Am I the only one who closes the silverware
drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
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