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Siren Jokes

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What Are Siren Jokes?

Siren Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of siren jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I wish this cop would stop riding my ass, it makes me paranoid.
I also wish he'd turn his sirens off and stop trying to shoot out my tires.
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#2
Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?
Because they don't want the siren to die.
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#3
*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking
the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*
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#4
This Uber driver is the worst.
I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring.
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#5
I would complain about the siren of an ambulance
even if I was in the back of it.
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#6
Dominos pizza delivery cars should
be allowed to use sirens.
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#7
Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview
mirror you don't confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
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#8
It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio.
Signed, my pants.
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#9
Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires.
He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :(
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#10
*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress.
*eats everything* *dies*
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#11
I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car.
It's working, people are moving out of my way.
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#12
[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE
NOT "FIGHTING" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT
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#13
If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof
of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren.
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#14
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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#15
I just pulled over for a siren on the radio
so I get it, dogs that bark at tv.
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#16
using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift.
4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
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#17
*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK
HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*
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#18
Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when
I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now
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#19
Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the
fact that you have shitty taste in music.
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#20
Everyone please stop doing crimes
because sirens are too noisy.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and siren jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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