What Are Slam Jokes?
Slam Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slam jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin?
(i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad
#2
I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone,
you could slam it down without costing $400!
#3
Why do turds taper off at the end?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut
#4
When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for.
So they took my door. That's 80s parenting.
#5
What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
#6
my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant.
I said don't slam the door on your way back in.
#7
ME: bartender.
another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]
#8
Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey
1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man
#9
[Me]: *slams fork & knife down on table* Not cool, babe.
[Wife]: You didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?
#10
"Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down.
I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.
#11
WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith?
MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*
#12
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. "What do I owe ya?" asks the neutron. "For you? No charge."
#13
If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED?
BULLSHIT! "Maybe if you didn't suck.." *slams x-box on floor*
#14
I wish you were a door so I could
slam you all day long.
#15
I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad.
At least you can slam it shut when your lady walks in.
#16
Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?
A: A four door grape.
#17
*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* "WHERE ARE ALL
THE DRUGS!" *slams hands down* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"
#18
I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car
doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need.
#19
There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open
the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, "Anyone seen my PAW?"
#20
*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH
ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG
Why People Enjoy Slam Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and slam jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love slam jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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