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What Are Slice Jokes?

Slice Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slice jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My business card is just a
moist slice of cantaloupe.
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#2
[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this?
"It was Rover he w.." *dog makes throat slice gesture* "It was me. I shit on the rug"
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#3
Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes When
you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly.
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#4
People who say "seriously, another one?" after your 3rd
slice of pizza are not people you need in your life.
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#5
I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach.
One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice.
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#6
I sharpened all my kitchen knives today.
Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial.
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#7
COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of
cheese by throwing it through a harp.
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#8
i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and
it grows into a bread tree in my stomach
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#9
What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
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#10
Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces.
Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak.
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#11
If your sandwiches were made with the end Wonder
bread slices, you weren't their favorite child.
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#12
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating
5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread
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#13
Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?
Because he's shellfish!
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#14
How do you start a rave in Uganda?
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
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#15
It only took four men to wallpaper my house,
but I had to slice them really thin.
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#16
What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
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#17
Today I was walking down the street today and a guy threw a slice of cheese at me.
That's mature.
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#18
The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it.
By law, they can only charge you for one slice.
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#19
How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
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#20
What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza?
It takes me longer to eat the pizza
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Why do people enjoy Slice Jokes?
Slice Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Slice Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and slice jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most slice jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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