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Slices Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slices jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm confused...
square box, round pizza but triangle slices.
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#2
I'm not saying my wife's a fat,......
I'm not saying my wife's a fat, greedy bitch, but she's just cleaned the cooker with two fucking slices of bread.
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#3
It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for
cancer was in those end-slices of bread.
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#4
Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?
Waiter: So a sandwich? Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad
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#5
"Hello, Pizza Hut" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza?
"eight" And a medium? "eight" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager
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#6
please stop yelling.
I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy.
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#7
Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped.
Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me
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#8
Just a soul-crushing reminder that you'll never
effectively karate chop a pizza into slices.
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#9
You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket?
You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.
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#10
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating
5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread
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#11
Pizza slices are like fucks.
I give none.
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#12
"Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1.
"I'd like 3 second slices please"
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#13
I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices.
You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices.
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#14
Me: *passes out pizza* 3: no fair, you have 4 slices and I only
have 2 Me: *cuts his 2 slices into 6 slices* 3: wow, thank you
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#15
Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table?
Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices
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#16
Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm
thinking of triangular ones the whole time.
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#17
The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression
and the last 14 bring it right back.
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#18
Reading's great.
You stare at stained slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly as time passes you by.
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#19
[Going through rubble after a house fire] Her [holding photo albums]: Totally ruined.
Me [holding slices of bread]: Pretty much toast.
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#20
NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw
slices of salami at strangers
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