What Are Slut Jokes?
Slut Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slut jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God!
You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"
#2
Yo momma so fat and a slut...
Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!
#3
How do you know your daughter's a slut?
Because you never kiss her goodnight.
#4
Treat her like a lady and she'll
show you her inner slut.
#5
Sexist double Standard: "If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called
a slut..." But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
#6
A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently
"fucking inhumane sluts" wasn't the correct answer
#7
Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut.
You can never win
#8
Life's a bitch, Because if it
was a slut, It would be easy.
#9
Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut..
but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen.
#10
What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples?
Your Mums a slut!
#11
Everyone wants to have sex, sluts are just successful.
That's why we hate them. Stupid sluts.
#12
What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A Slut sleeps with everyone A Bitch sleeps with everyone, except you.
#13
Georgie Porgie puddin 'n pie, jerked off on his girlfriend's eye, when
her eye was all stuck shut, Georgie fucked that one eye slut!
#14
The number one cause of teenage
pregnancy is sluts.
#15
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU.
#16
I'm not saying she's a slut...
But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird
#17
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." NSFW The blonde replies, "Oh my God!
You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
#18
Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude.
You can never please society
#19
I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts...
I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts.
#20
They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.
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Another reason people love slut jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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