What Are Smiles Jokes?
Smiles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smiles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she
smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit
#2
Smile and the world smiles with you.
Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.
#3
Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice.
Take alligators for example.
#4
Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy:
$15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126
#5
[dude is just absolutely drowning in the ocean, lifeguard
sits back and smiles] i love no save november
#6
"longest word" What is the longest word in the English language?
. SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
#7
A vampire walks into a bar...
He orders a cup of hot water. When he gets it he smiles, whips out a bloody tampon, and says Time for Tea!
#8
A guy walks up to a girl at the bar.
Not knowing she was crazy, he says "hey, you're an 8!" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor.
#9
[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa*
Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*
#10
CW: Can I ask you something?
Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work
#11
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
"Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
#12
What do you call a happy prosecutor?
Smiles Edgeworth.
#13
What is the longest word in the English language?
Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!" :P
#14
A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...
He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
#15
A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, "Hit me!
Please hit me!" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, "No."
#16
He who smiles in a crisis has
found someone to blame.
#17
I scream "You haven't seen the last of me!" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away.
The pharmacist smiles kindly.
#18
*walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone
smiles* "Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"
#19
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
#20
What do you call a happy prosecutor?
Smiles Edgeworth
Why People Enjoy Smiles Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smiles jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love smiles jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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