What Are Smoke Jokes?
Smoke Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smoke jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
*Removes smoke detector battery
**Cooks in silence
#2
*girl smokes weed 1 time doesnt even get high* *spends
next 3 days drawing mushrooms with highlighters*
#3
chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves?
Well guess what
#4
[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's
great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules
#5
If you smoke weed and masturbate...
... is it called weed whacking?
#6
A scientist comes over to test the pigs of a farmer who smokes weed...
They were all pot-bellied pigs.
#7
which place has more smoke in
the air Mordor or The Shire.
#8
What do fish smoke?
Seaweed!
#9
Some people like to stir the pot...
...I prefer to smoke it.
#10
Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me.
I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted.
#11
Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause
I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel
#12
2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave.
"What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"
#13
When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog
he was surprised the patient asked "how do i smoke it"
#14
What do you call a flying Jew?
[NSFW] Smoke.
#15
Remember, if you smoke after sex...
...You're doing it too fast!
#16
Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter
Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne
#17
Welcome to America's Next Top Teen!
Smoke these drugs, piierce your face, burn some books, swear at your parents
#18
What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?
Geek Squad
#19
It's okay to smoke weed in the
rain, but don't in hail
#20
Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke
started coming out of my Fitbit.
Why People Enjoy Smoke Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smoke jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love smoke jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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