What Are Smoker Jokes?
Smoker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smoker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My friend said to me "I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?" ...
"A little harsh don't ya think?" I replied.
#2
What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter?
Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves.
#3
A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar.
Everyone else in the bar leaves.
#4
Nancy Grace just called pot smokers "fat and lazy".
Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show.
#5
Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life.
A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time.
#6
How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay?
They never shut up about it! :D
#7
Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker?
It was High Larrius
#8
[Personal ad] Seeking hostile female rage rhino to suffocate me with her thighs.
Smoker's cough a plus. Oxygen tank required. No crazies.
#9
As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas?
Clothes but no cigar.
#10
A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers,
on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...
#11
A smoker at work can "step out for a smoke" every 20 minutes but if I say
"I'm going to go outside and just stand there" I'm a bad employee.
#12
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently
the other 2 become immortal.
#13
Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers...
to walk out on their families.
#14
I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know.
- smokers
#15
My biggest problem with passive smoking
is having to follow the smoker around.
#16
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker
Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
#17
To women over 40, a guy with a belly and a sense of humor is a great catch.
A guy who's buff is considered a narcissist and a pole-smoker.
#18
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking.
It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
#19
Smokers are humans too
Just not for so long
#20
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized
they don't have to save for retirement...
Why People Enjoy Smoker Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smoker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love smoker jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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