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Smokers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smokers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?
COPD
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#2
You all hate smokers until you need
to light a birthday cake...
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#3
Nancy Grace just called pot smokers "fat and lazy".
Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show.
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#4
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently
the other 2 become immortal.
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#5
I kissed a girl in the club and she said, "Oh my God, you've been smoking.
It's just like licking an ashtray." "You non-smokers have some funny habits," I replied.
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#6
Do you smoke?
Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"
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#7
I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know.
- smokers
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#8
Studies have shown that smokers are 97% more likely than non-smokers...
to walk out on their families.
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#9
smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke
and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations.
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#10
My friend said to me "I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?" ...
"A little harsh don't ya think?" I replied.
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#11
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized
they don't have to save for retirement...
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#12
Why non-smokers don't take bubble
blowing breaks is beyond me
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#13
Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural.
Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear.
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#14
What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter?
Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves.
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#15
Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip?
...because "pot holder" was already taken.
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#16
A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers,
on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...
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#17
Smokers are humans too
Just not for so long
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#18
What kills thousands of smokers a year?
Natural Causes
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Smokers Jokes?
Our collection features 18 Smokers Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Smokers Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Smokers Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Smokers Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Smokers Jokes are available?
We currently have 18 Smokers Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Smokers Jokes?
Smokers Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Smokers Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smokers jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love smokers jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Smokers Jokes to share?
A good smokers jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Smokers Jokes safe for all ages?
Most smokers jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Smokers Jokes?
smokers jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Smokers Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Smokers Jokes added regularly?
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Can I find Smokers Jokes for a specific occasion?
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