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What Are Solid Jokes?

Solid Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of solid jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How does Big Boss store his photos?
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"
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#2
What did poseidon yell when he hit a
solid wall while crusing a river Dam
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#3
They call me Metal Gear Because
my snake is solid
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#4
My metaphors are like similes.
Rock solid as a mountain.
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#5
I went to my doctor without any money and begged
If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid.
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#6
A man walks out of a bar Which is weird,
considering it's a solid object.
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#7
What type of matter can be both a solid and a liquid?
Fecal matter It can also be plasma if you poop on the sun....can also be a gas if you fart. Also can be dinner if your hungry.
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#8
There are four states of matter.
Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
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#9
I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows.
Never give a stripper PCP
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#10
I've probably spent a solid year of my life
just staring into the refrigerator
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#11
I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke.
What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts.
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#12
remember: knives and alcohol don't mix.
knives are solid they don't mix with anything. why where you trying to drink a knife anyways idiot
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#13
There are 5 Types of Matter...
Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives
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#14
I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8.
The score is so high, it's ground breaking
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#15
[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager..
*texts her 47 years later* "Had a great time the other night :)"
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#16
Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?
He read that it was an invisible solid.
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#17
The Six States of Matter Solid Liquid Gas Plasma
Bose-Einstein Condensate Black Lives
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#18
There are 4 states of matter...
Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives
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#19
Waiter!
Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
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#20
What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
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