What Are Someone Jokes?
Someone Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of someone jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm returning this head of lettuce.
It tastes awful. "Sir, that's a loofah." Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it.
#2
Tom Hanks is extremely polite...
In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"
#3
Someone called me racist for saying "black paint" Apparently the
politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".
#4
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you.
Like 'responsibility'
#5
I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving.
So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone.
#6
What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics?
A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer.
#7
Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone
puts the punchline to a joke in the title?
#8
You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure
out how to turn on someone else's shower.
#9
I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag
a needle across a record every time that I enter a room.
#10
The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone
over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
#11
What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
#12
You can't force someone to love you.
All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets.
#13
Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks.
They got too close to my food so I bit them.
#14
Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers.
They could call it "twita". Dat would b nize
#15
1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday
party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
#16
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them.
Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
#17
How to tell if someone is pedantic Say, "Hey, you're being pretty pendantic." If
they respond with this, they're pedantic: "No, I'm *pe*dantic, not *pen*dantic."
#18
Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once,
and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again.
#19
"I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone
with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
#20
I use someone calling me during a phone call as
an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
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