What Are Sort Jokes?
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#1
Manatees come in all sorts of shades
and hues Oh the hue manatee
#2
I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey.
Sort of in between
#3
My ex told me that Gaga's "Bad Romance" song reminds him of me.
Now I'm glad I dumped him. What sort of idiot admits to listening to Gaga.
#4
Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?
Because then it'd just be macaroni
#5
My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga....
To which I replied "is that some sort of a legal term?"
#6
*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold!
i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE
#7
Just accidentally messaged my husband "love you sexy beats" instead
of "sexy beast" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ.
#8
Overweight is something that just
sort of snacks up on you.
#9
If he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him check books.
#10
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat !
#11
Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you
can't stand most of the people you sort of know.
#12
What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?
Boxer briefs!
#13
Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used Prius.
You've never had sex.
#14
My 5 year old still has so much to learn.
I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
#15
What sort of soup do men make most often after sex?
Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)
#16
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile ^^^^^^^^^^^[inb4^^repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search?q=nun+on+a+wheelchair&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all)
#17
You want just one cow for those magic beans?
Idk, I'm suspicious, magic beans sounds like the sort of thing that would cost 2 cows.
#18
*Soccer Commentator* 'Adopted Children F.C.
are having a great season, they might even make the playoffs this year if they can sort out their weakest position.' 'Nobody wants to be left back!'
#19
What the hell is this REstraining Order?!?
I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
#20
I've never met a full on jew They
were all just sort of jew-ish
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