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Spaceship Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of spaceship jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is E.T.
short for? So he can fit into his spaceship.
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#2
I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg!
"Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship.
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#3
What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?
The Millenial Falcon.
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#4
free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land
it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
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#5
I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship.
It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!
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#6
I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships...
He said "Yes if it's on autopilot"
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#7
What is E.T.
short for? So he can fit on a spaceship.
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#8
2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever.
He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10.
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#9
People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer.
In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!
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#10
[frantically pressing buttons on spaceship
control panel] WHICH ONE IS FOR POPCORN
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#11
What's E.T.
short for? So he can fit in his spaceship.
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#12
*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT?
MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA.
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#13
What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?
Imsosaurus!
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#14
The Force can make you lift a spaceship out of the swamp,
but proper sentence structure teaching, it can not.
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#15
If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk
through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me
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#16
What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster?
Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)
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#17
In a spaceship...
- Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY.
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#18
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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#19
Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?
So he could go to otter space.
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#20
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
At parking meteors !
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