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#1
Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone
over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party.
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#2
List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob
- chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws
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#3
[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks.
WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.
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#4
Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs.
I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there
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#5
What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
A-pasta-ate.
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#6
I was going to make my friend some spaghetti...
But sadly he pasta whey!
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#7
What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti?
An impasta!
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#8
Ladies, if you think being clumsy is cute, I once stabbed my date
in the gums with a fork trying to feed her a bite of spaghetti
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#9
How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?
Pasta pasta, pasta.
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#10
What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
A Pastafaryan.
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#11
Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?
Because it happened in the *past*a.
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#12
Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what
the other 25% is, "spaghetti we think" says one scientist
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#13
my mum didn't know I could make a car out of spaghetti.
That was until I drove pasta
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#14
A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed...
"Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"
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#15
TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil .
. . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta.
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#16
My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
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#17
When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings
she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind.
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#18
Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual
spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos.
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#19
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
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#20
Hub: This looks delicious!
I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again
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