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Speak Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of speak jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I don't speak french but I know a little german.
He's sitting over there.
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#2
What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person
who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American
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#3
Me: This painting really speaks to me.
Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs.
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#4
If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to.
Works for me EVERY TIME.
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#5
When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw
it away and never speak of it again.
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#6
I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just
to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm.
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#7
Don't be racist.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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#8
My favourite element is helium.
I can't speak highly enough of it.
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#9
What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?
  A mute, crippled insomniac
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#10
I'm sorry I don't speak any English -me
when someone starts talking to me
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#11
what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink?
One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink.
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#12
Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
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#13
I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon
appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan
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#14
Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law".
Judges don't like it.
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#15
[Ouija board in Starbucks] "Speak to me spirits" O M G H A V
E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S
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#16
Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp.
-Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!
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#17
I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator.
We speak to eachother on so many different levels.
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#18
The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag
you can't ask to speak to a manager.
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#19
I speak 3 languages.
Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them.
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#20
[Image] An image speaks louder than words.
If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone.
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