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Spider Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of spider jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER" [spider removes earbuds] "yah
actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"
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#2
Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would
do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire.
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#3
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall !
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#4
Man is like spider...
..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
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#5
[during sex] HER: I want you to make me scream
ME: *tosses spider onto her chest*
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#6
Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I
got bit by a radioactive sloth.
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#7
The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok.
No free rides! Your days are numbered missy.
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#8
Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the
corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
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#9
A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do
you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
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#10
Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider.
I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero.
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#11
Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends
college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider
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#12
[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ...
Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider.
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#13
I asked my gf to get the paper for me...
...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit it.
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#14
I just rode the scariest ride called SPIDER DESCENDING FROM
THE CEILING OF MY CAR INTO MY LAP WHILE DRIVING 70 MPH
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#15
It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home
and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
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#16
What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin doctors !
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#17
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE," I scream, as a sudden
gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face.
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#18
I just saw a spider on the wall, I went to hit it -- it just fell and ran away.
I was all, 'Oh my God, he knows what I look like.'
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#19
If by "be (your) girlfriend" you mean "catch spiders and hide them
in your pockets everyday" then yes, I'll be your girlfriend.
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#20
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?
A very very big spider !
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