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#1
What's the difference between oral sex and......
Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult.
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#2
What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse?
Brothel Sprouts
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#3
Are kids that are born in a whorehouse
called Brothel Sprouts?
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#4
What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Little kids will eat boogers.
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#5
What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common?
If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult.
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#6
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel Sprouts
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#7
What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?
You push them to the side and keep eating
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#8
Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today?
They really blew up....
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#9
Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your
throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older
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#10
What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex?
If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid
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#11
What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot?
.. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !
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#12
What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common?
You brush them both to the side and carry on eating.
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#13
What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse?
Brothel Sprouts.
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#14
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
brothel sprouts!
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#15
You know how Brussels sprouts and anal sex are kinda the same??
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult
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#16
Life is not like a box of chocolates.
It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts.
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#17
After years of cooking, I've found that the best way to prepare
brussels sprouts is to throw them away and order pizza.
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#18
Did you hear about Brussels?
Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year...
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#19
What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common?
If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult
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#20
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts!"
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