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Sql Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sql jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables.
SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You.
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#2
A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group
of Tables and asks, "can I Join you?"
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#3
A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar...
... and joins two tables.
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#4
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table.
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#5
IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table.
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#6
An SQL query walks into a bar ...
Walks up to two tables and says: "CAN I JOIN YOU?"; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon
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#7
How does a SQL expert get a date?
getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
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#8
A SQL statement walks into a bar...
he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?".
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#9
Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2?
It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!
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#10
Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in
a restaurant and asks: "Mind if I join you?"
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#11
What do SQL programmers do at night?
Count star.
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