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#1
guys calm down squirrels
invented parkour
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#2
I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never
seen me fucking either, so we have that in common.
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#3
Why do squirrels swim on their back?
to keep their nuts dry.
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#4
Why are most male squirrels gay?
Cuz they love nuts!
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#5
Can't afford a cat?
Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question
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#6
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
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#7
Squirrels are like cigarettes.
They are completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light them on fire.
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#8
How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park
but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?
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#9
*birds dress Cinderella for school* *gets to school, goes into bathroom*
*buncha rabid squirrels gather and re-dress her in goth shit*
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#10
Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!!
- squirrels
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#11
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrels that it can be done.
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#12
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
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#13
truth is, nobody can parkour better than squirrels..
nobody
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#14
Squirrels before
girls.
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#15
Squirrels are TV for
homeless people
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#16
[1st Row at Beyonce Concert] Beyonce: Who run da world?!
*points mic at me* ME: [having briefly heard the song once before] ...squirrels?
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#17
Is running in front of cars some sort
of gang initiation for squirrels?
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#18
Cigarettes are like Squirrels...
They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
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#19
It's like squirrels don't even know
how good they'd be at parkour.
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#20
While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could.
Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn.
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