What Are Staff Jokes?
Staff Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of staff jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.
#1
[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions?
*Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*
#2
What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?
"I am not a crook!"
#3
Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the
counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink
#4
Masturbating while hooked up to a heart monitor can really mess
with a hospital staff They never know if you're coming or going
#5
A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him
and say "thats not a foot" "No but its a good 9 inches" Bu-dum-tissh
#6
The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard
I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...
#7
Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back?
They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as "comfortable".
#8
I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help
me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff.
#9
Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles.
At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff.
#10
Setting up a Moses business would be simple except for one setback...
Staff problems.
#11
My thoughts on the recent events
by the Reddit Staff [removed]
#12
To: ALL STAFF Subject: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: FW: RE:
RE: FW: FW: How to Effectively Use the E-Mail Subject Line
#13
[staff meeting] "Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge,
and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"
#14
Sexual equality in the workplace I'm all for sexual equality.
That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men.
#15
Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00.
Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come.
#16
What university has the most brightest students and staff?
University of Brighton
#17
On the news: there's a shortage of maternity-ward staff.
You could say it's a bit of a...*looks away* *mumbles* MIDWIFE crisis! (...sorry.)
#18
What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?
They are hiring.
#19
My body is like a Greek statue.
Even if the staff at the museum don't think so.
#20
Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?
To lay off his campaign staff.
Why People Enjoy Staff Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and staff jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love staff jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
Discover More Staff Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Explore the related topics above or try our random joke generator. With hundreds of categories to choose from, you will never run out of fresh material to share and enjoy.
🎲 Get a Random Joke