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Stain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear?
Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear.
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#2
To make my guests comfortable, I always put a sign in the bathroom
that says "Don't worry, I cleaned, those are permanent stains."
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#3
My solution to everything is fire.
How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!
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#4
Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body?
Where's the logic?
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#5
Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like
Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck...
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#6
Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up?
Their palms are white.
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#7
Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex?
BLEACH I MIGHT BE
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#8
If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it
reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib.
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#9
my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room
but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?
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#10
i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain
out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult
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#11
Parachute for sale Used once,
never opened, small stain
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#12
I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it
on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.
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#13
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard.
So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks
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#14
Turns out the most difficult stain to remove
from bed linens is actually shame.
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#15
Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain.
Sorry, fat stranger.
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#16
Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover?
My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked.
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#17
Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody.
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#18
What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?
Ancient grease
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#19
For Sale Parachute: Only used once,
never opened Small stain
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#20
What is the most effective way of cleaning a cum stain?
Baby wipes
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