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What Are Staple Jokes?

Staple Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of staple jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think
about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
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#2
"Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples
says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
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#3
If greens are the staples of a healthy diet...
I'm gonna need some paperclips.
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#4
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling
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#5
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling
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#6
Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot.
Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples.
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#7
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You staple food to the ceiling.
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#8
My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet.
I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out.
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#9
"Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"
"Staples?" "No....Paperclips."
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#10
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple food to the ceiling.
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#11
HR: Me: HR: Me: HR: "..16.
16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..." Me: HR: Me: "..it was the last twizzler" HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats twizzler*
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#12
How do you start a rave in Ethopia???
You staple food on the ceilings.
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#13
What do corn and staples have in common?
They're both staples.
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#14
Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the
cheese keeps sliding off your pizza
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#15
How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?
Staple food to the ceiling!
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#16
oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now.
maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples
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#17
How Do You Start An African Rave?
staple toast to the ceiling...
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#18
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple a piece of toast to the ceiling.
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#19
My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together...
...thank goodness for staples, huh!?
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#20
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Staple Jokes?
Our collection features 33 Staple Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Staple Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Staple Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Staple Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Staple Jokes are available?
We currently have 33 Staple Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Staple Jokes?
Staple Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Staple Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and staple jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love staple jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Staple Jokes to share?
A good staple jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Staple Jokes safe for all ages?
Most staple jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Staple Jokes?
staple jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Staple Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Staple Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new staple jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Staple Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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