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What Are Stapler Jokes?

Stapler Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stapler jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to
answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you.
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#2
Just told a coworker "I ain't scerd, lil' bitch." and threw my stapler.
I blame the hardcore rap.
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#3
How to properly use a paper clip: 1.
Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler
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#4
Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later?
Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?
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#5
Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it.
Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question
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#6
I think Diane knows I was her Secret Santa at this morning's office party,
because this afternoon I had to borrow my stapler back from her.
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#7
How many minutes after someone's fired
is it cool to take their stapler?
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#8
Friend: Can I borrow a pen?
Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :(
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#9
My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together...
...thank goodness for staples, huh!?
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#10
[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler?
No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to
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#11
CW: How was your weekend?
*finds nearest object* "Hello?" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? "I'm sorry, I have to take this."
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#12
Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
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#13
I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone
wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler.
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#14
Brought a stapler to a gun fight and now everyone is neatly organized into piles of corpses and sorted by height.
The police will be pleased
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#15
2015.
Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Stapler Jokes?
Our collection features 15 Stapler Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Stapler Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Stapler Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Stapler Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Stapler Jokes are available?
We currently have 15 Stapler Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Stapler Jokes?
Stapler Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stapler Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stapler jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love stapler jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Stapler Jokes to share?
A good stapler jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Stapler Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stapler jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stapler Jokes?
stapler jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Stapler Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Stapler Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new stapler jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Stapler Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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