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Statements Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of statements jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Chemistry Joke!
Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless.
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#2
Most people prefer quilts over duvets but
you shouldn't make blanket statements.
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#3
Obama has suspended fund raising activities In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to
the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.
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#4
I'm getting tired of politicians using blanket
statements It's putting me to sleep
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#5
I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great...
...but I try to avoid making blanket statements.
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#6
What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?
A parent, Lee.
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#7
Sometimes I make statements
in the tone of a question?
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#8
some penguins also can't fly because of their
previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan
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#9
"...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."
(end of many homophobic statements)
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#10
Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair?
Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext.
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#11
You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously,
but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too.
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#12
Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids.
"We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."
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#13
You know what I hate?
People that start their statements with rhetorical questions.
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